Possible Future Guitar Hero

My aptitude test in High School said I was going to be a Cop because I would excel at putting the hurt on Perps trying to make Crack Heads out little kids, or a Firefighter or maybe a fisherman. The obvious theme here is HERO. I've been training to be a hero of some kind but last week I found what the aptitude test was seeing. I am a natural Guitar Hero. So I'm going to quit my job to train full time, or maybe build up my down-line in a pyramid scheme until this Guitar Hero thing takes off. 

The manual didn't explain how this will save lives. I figure it must be in the same way that revolution in Tienaman square was started with Dance Dance Revolution before The Red Menace turned off the internets in China. For now I'll think of the less fortunate and needy as I master playing Black Magic Woman on expert with the guitar behind my head. For now I figure the most important thing to do is get a good band name. Here are a list of some names I've been working on. I'll set up a vote for them as soon as I figure out how.

1. Disemboweler

2. Forsaken Monkey

3. Illegal Ninja Moves From the Government

4. Christopher Perry Kapp

5. Up the Butte and Around the Corner

6. Overloaded Operators

7. Heart Puncher