Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Haunting Eyes of the Damned

Surprisingly, one of the most difficult steps in matriculating into the ninja brotherhood is shaking the omnipresent soul searing stares of past victims from your dreams. This can be done easily by offering some words of succor to relatives of the Damned. For example, I offered these words of support to man in this photo:


To this dude I offer the sagacious words of John Mayer:

Pain is a friend who is misunderstood
but I know the heart of life is good.
Pain throws your heart to the ground,
love turns the whole thing around.
And thought it won't go the way it should,
I know the heart of life is good."

And from Yoda

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Finally, take a day off to grieve, but then jump back into life. This was paraphrased from:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/435659.This_Is_Not_the_Life_I_Ordered_50_Ways_to_Keep_Your_Head_Above_Water_When_Life_Keeps_Dragging_You_Down.
This works kind of like the Ghost Whisperer does; it allows the victims ghost to find "closure," and move on from limbo and into hell.

Special thanks go to Ninja brother Takei-Shihan for teaching me "The Scarlet Ribbon Gathering" move which is what I used on this man's family.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/126890

However, I would like to add an addendum to his documentation that this "Non-lethal" move becomes "lethal" when used on children under seven. I would also like to thank the double quote punctuation for making the last sentence so awesome. And finally, a very special thank you to brother Uresk for gathering supporting photography.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Honestly, he can only get 7 of them!! Not a true ninja. He must only be in training or he could swing the first guy and take the other 9 at the same time.