An emotional support group for Ninjas who have been made illegal by their respective government for knowing too much.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Cold Cases
Part of my job as an Illegal Ninja is to find what the government has done to shut down fellow resistence members. If you have any theories about what happened to Bruce please leave a comment. The government claims he died by "Misadventure." To see the government's version of his final hours see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee
What Should My Guitar Hero Band Name be? Or comment for new names.
Secret ninja move - Monkey Steals the Peach
This is my most potent ninja move. Warning - It is not for beginners!!!
My favorite work of Art
Most blogs have sissy 2d art. These horses are built of cotton stuffed in panty hose. That's right, 3 dimensions... maybe 4 if you count how the mains blow around when the heater vent turns on. Question: Who's going to ride your wild horses?
An illegal ninja the government is trying to make me conform and become one of theirs. I am resisting...I shall conquer. I have grown strong by discovering the techniques they have made illegal for others and using their own knowledge against them.
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