Ninja memories - if you dare!

Here are the rules.
1. As a comment on my blog, leave a memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you know me a little or a lot, anything you remember! If you remember anything of our encounters. Just remember, it MUST be a fierce battle memory of us together!
2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I'll be sure to write one about you... either on your blog, in my comment box, or I will email you back! If it is a memory I don't want you to remember, I will come and personally erase your memory!
3. If the memory happens to involve my wife, please include her! Remember, only comment on how hot she looked in her ninja attire - which no one but I have seen. So - unless you want to die, no memories about my wife!
4. If you can't say something nice, don't say nothin' at all ☺Okay, let's see what you've got! Good luck!!