Source of All Evil

As I spend most of my time fighting the forces of evil, I decided to better understand the nature of evil. A few google searches helped to understand that all evil comes from the internets. Most of what you need to know about the internets comes from the following two sources. Alan's blog:

http://tenttrash.blogspot.com/2008/05/where-and-what-is-internet.html

Or from Senator Stevens:

http://seriesoftubes.net/

Alan quoted my father, however, the exact quote was "That internet is so evil. Why can't they just turn that thing off." The thing to remember is that somebody always knows when you're looking at naughty stuff of the internets, like this person (link courtasey of Alan Rencher):

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJun06/secretary.jpg

Or when we're having a root canal:

To understand Senator Steven's metaphore that the internets aren't a dump truck, but a series of tubes, I've drawn this diagram:

Life has become a lot easier for me since I learned that women are a lot like the internet. They aren't trucks that you just dump stuff on, they're more like a series of tubes. I recently read a story about how robust the tube based architecture can be. The story was about a girl who secretly gave birth to a baby and then jogged 4 blocks to the hospital with one of her tubes still attached.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/04/teen.birth.ap/index.html?iref=topnews